Where everyone wishes I were still on blogging hiatus

For posterity let it be noted: I HAVE EATEN SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TOAST AND MY BODY HAS NOT REPELLED IT.

Also: nine hours sleep (minus the bit where I woke up because my stomach felt like it was going to explode) and no weird dreams.

Plus: Mine and The East Ender's pickled red cabbage experiment is complete and has worked. Obviously I can't actually eat it currently but, as pickling novices, this is a moment of intense vinegary triumph.