Not that I am predictable or anything but if I were to be encapsulated in a saving-the-world-bag then it might go something like this:
Already it has become something of a talking point:
"Did they get that made for you? Or has someone just started marketing your life?"
"Boys with Guitars? [quite loud sniggers] [-] plays guitar"
[me hanging head slightly] "I know".
Not to mention that I have had to explain the whole cheese sandwich thing more than I ever imagined possible. Which is, maybe, exactly what Bourbon, (Lovely) Tour Guide and Old Friend had in mind...
I'm not sure if I should be worried, though, that no one has questioned the (non) stalking thing...