"What was your essay about?"
"Kneehigh and adaptation".
"I wrote a bit about Kneehigh too"
"We really could have pooled our essays and had two that were the right length!"*
"Yes, only I accused Kneehigh of racism in mine".
"Well, they go on about being a 'local' company all the time, and there are all these mentions of Cornwall on their website - so I counted how many times they mentioned Cornwall".
"You did what?"
"I counted the number of times Cornwall was mentioned".
"And accused them of racism because of that?!"
There's a pause as we both take this in.
"So, what happens when I fail this?"
*Mine, surprise surprise, may have been a little on the long side...