"What did she say happened?"
"She was lying on the floor of the bathroom screaming that she was about to give birth and her partner slept through it".
"And she's on tv for that?"
"She's been on tv twice today. She made the lunchtime news too".
"She's on tv because her husband is a heavy sleeper?"
"He even yawned when they asked him about it".
"So this girl is on the news because she gave birth".
"Look North - woman has baby. I'm hoping this is a slow news day".