Thursday, June 12, 2008



When I check my emails there is a message from Bourbon re: my flying a kite.

"Sadly as I just realised, we obviously didn't teach you very well, you pull right to go right, left to go left...get it right!".

It seems that the announcement of my prowess at kite flying may have been a bit premature. So should you have wound up here looking for instructions on flying a kite (maybe you too bought yours from the pound shop and are baffled with the lack of instructive material) please take heed. Otherwise your kite will end up in a broken heap on the sand as, nearby, small children laugh at you. And I wouldn't want you to blame me for that.

Trust me, I'm better on handbags.

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