Friday, December 22, 2006

Scenes from a Christmas Party

Scenes from a Christmas Party

"You can't say anything, I've two shows to do tomorrow"

"Who do you think you are - Alice?"


"Erm, Dorothy...I'm still in 2005"

"Dorothy hasn't drunk for two weeks"

"I should hope not - she's, what, 12?"

"Where are you going now?"

"I'm going home"

"Is that a new club?"
"Common People! Class - I feel like I'm a teenager again!"
[To blank looks]
"Crap - you're all thinking how old I am now"
"Which college did you go to?"
"St Anne's"
"Poor you"
"Don't insult us just because our buildings look like a 1960's carpark".
"I went to the most important college"
"Which one?"

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