Friday, September 01, 2006

I'm Really Not Helping Myself

I'm Really Not Helping Myself

Cocktails consumed: Four.

Food consumed: Half a bowl of chips.

Result:
[on the phone to Nik] "I'm sorry, I can't hear you - it's quite loud in here. And I'm being distracted, D's face is in my arse -
[Those around the table collapse into laughter]
Hang on, that's not right - those words needed to be the other way round. 'Face' and 'arse'. His arse is in my face.
[beat]
I'm not drunk".

2 comments:

Nik said...

nik would like it noted that shortly after this she gave up and hung up.

val said...

You know when you said, much more of this lifestyle and you'd become an alcoholic?!! I think there's been a theme running through here - am I jealous, oh yes!