Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Scenes From An Italian Restaurant: Sympathy

Scenes From An Italian Restaurant: Sympathy

"How are you?"

"I nearly died on the A1 this morning. A car in front of me went spinning across three lanes of traffic" [does universal hand signal for spinning car]*.

"God, how did that happen?"

"Someone cut her up, she slammed on her breaks and swerved..."

[pulls concerned face] "Me...I cut myself shaving this morning".

*Yes, DA did nearly come to an abrupt end yesterday.

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