All The World's A Stage
Or, at least according to one of my tutors in today's coffee and cream revision seminar, we should "think of the exam as a stage"*.
Other interesting snippets between all the cream and the biscuits?
"Don't do the 'Talk about: toothbrushes' questions. They're rubbish"**.
"Think of your revision as bits of lego"***.
And, my personal favourite and possible something I should live my life by:
"It's better to be interesting than right"****.
*Which does beg the question - if it's a stage, where is the safety curtain?
**As odd as some of the questions are I don't think they've ever, as yet, asked us to write an essay on toothbrushes in relation to Milton's Paradise Lost or something of that nature.
***Maybe I could build a pirate ship out of them.
****Except when you're challenged on what the word 'laconic' means. Then it's just better to be right.
Other interesting snippets between all the cream and the biscuits?
"Don't do the 'Talk about: toothbrushes' questions. They're rubbish"**.
"Think of your revision as bits of lego"***.
And, my personal favourite and possible something I should live my life by:
"It's better to be interesting than right"****.
*Which does beg the question - if it's a stage, where is the safety curtain?
**As odd as some of the questions are I don't think they've ever, as yet, asked us to write an essay on toothbrushes in relation to Milton's Paradise Lost or something of that nature.
***Maybe I could build a pirate ship out of them.
****Except when you're challenged on what the word 'laconic' means. Then it's just better to be right.

2 comments:
I was going to mention stages with 'empty wine bottles' or 'scrabbling on the floor looking for something lost' but all I can say is ....... coffee, cream, and biscuits revision sessions - I like Oxford's style!
I like the idea of the exam as a stage (well, I would) question is, just who are you playing?
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